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dinner of a dozen bowls

a social event held in the evening where all involved consume twelve bowls, each containing a different cereal, allowing for one substitution
I nearly made it through a dinner of a dozen bowls, but I had to stop after I ate bowl #10. The crunch berries did me in.
by mike mosey May 29, 2004
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Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13
What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.
by delusional in TX January 8, 2012
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Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.
customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.
by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010
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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
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2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 14, 2004
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suck Thirteen for a dozen

A way for two straight Men to announce to one another that a Super Gay Man is around.
Holly Shit..Look who we just hired! Yeah That guy would definitely “Suck thirteen for a Dozen”
by EricVonEric October 5, 2017
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Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.
Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
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