The act of someone being an absolute cunt. It's an art perfected by only the most supreme douchebags. It encompasses being a tool, a dick, an asshole etc. Carrying out ridiculous actions that make you a definition douche. Similar to faggotry.
The level of douchebaggery Derp just showed when he caved on my pillow is unreal. I didn't know he was that much of a tool.
by Definitely A Douchebag February 23, 2013
Get the Douchebaggery mug.An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:
As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
Get the Douchebaggery mug.when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
Get the situational douchebaggery mug.The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
Get the mutually assured douchebaggery mug.A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.
by PBB GCC December 4, 2010
Get the Douchebagernaught mug.I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
Get the douchebagget mug.When a douchebag proudly brags about his douchebaggery (his douchebag behavior). This results in high-fives and/or "likes" from fellow douchebags, and makes everyone else shake their heads in disgust.
A: Did you see John's Facebook post about stuffing the waitress who wouldn't go out with him? He was actually proud of himself!
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
by nw1979 October 22, 2015
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