Doof

A noise that hamster say. It's a very high pitched sound that is like DOOF

I just doffed really hard last night How to pronounce : (Doof)

by Hamster definisions February 27, 2017

Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.

Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.

by karsonvmilli April 8, 2019

Doof

Referring to food only spelling it backwards. Typically used when your with your boys.

Tom: Let’s run over to Taco Bell for a nice doof sesh!

Henry: Nah man, I had that 2 days ago... still shitting

by jimbo bobby james November 2, 2018

Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.

by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn

Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014

Doof

A dick fart. Combination of the words 'dick' and 'poof.'

Man, that guy is such a doof!

by Doofinator May 17, 2014