you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

Doinks

Group of boiz who have an awesome time together always doing something crazy having fun living in the moment. they are the over stuffed joints people feel high from watching them. their vibrations are so radiant.

Look at those Doinks always up to no good

by manosu March 25, 2021

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022

Fa-doink

Another name for a gay person generally used by italians

Hey I never that you were a Fa-doink I should introduce you to my brother he's one too.

by kyle saint August 10, 2021

Doink

Another word for weed

You right mate wanna smoke some doink?

by Dr Memeio April 25, 2019

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023