Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

doink

Fall asleep quickly
Synonyms: Sleep, crash, pass out

Person A: Alright guys, see you later. I'm probably gonna go doink.

by CutieFox9 September 01, 2023

Doink

A word to be used contextually in almost any situation and interchangeably with almost any word, often in a positive context.

1. Yo this doink goes stupid hard
2. Hit her with that doink bro
3. That doink was so crazy

by Sticky1997GMCSuburban March 16, 2018

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 April 24, 2016

Doink

A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own

“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
“Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
“Yep”

by HuniBea April 19, 2022

Doink

Getting smacked around

Did you just doink me

by Big-daddy-101 August 19, 2019

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 20, 2018