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When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...
Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces

Mary slowly bends over...

Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba
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Dick Dock 

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."
Dick Dock by siguario January 13, 2009

Blue waffle space dock fondue. 

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.
Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

wet dock 

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.
We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.
wet dock by Unchangeable Bird August 22, 2011
dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.
"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"
Dry Dock by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009
The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.
To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!