(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 06, 2010
Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
a divine being or divine person is not always a god. divinity is something like makes you *alike* the gods or Godhead but is not always a *superpower*
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
The long lost forgotten Keystroke class in Black Magic, by Qaeo. Removed due to it's FPS problems, this was a great tool for freestyle keystroking and for anti-teaming.
by Erialyis September 01, 2018
A divine (god-like) being who isn't necessarily a god, (e.g. angels, daemones, demigods, oracles, spirit guides, etc.).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 06, 2022
a black cosplayer who uses minimum accessories. so basically the opposite of an overaccesoried cosplayer
person 1: "hey, do you know who made the divine cosplayer tag?"
person 2: "no, who did?"
person 1: "wintersredthot on tiktok!"
person 2: "no, who did?"
person 1: "wintersredthot on tiktok!"
by sugar.system February 09, 2022
After killing all of the orphanage because my grandma didn’t make me pizza rolls, I was considered a divine crashout.
by Babyyodafan69 June 13, 2024