Person 1: *sees anything*
Person 1: "Wow guys look imposter is sus"
Person 2: "among us!!!"
Person 3: *starts humming among drip*
Person 4: "Can't believe they have an among us disorder"
Person 1: "Wow guys look imposter is sus"
Person 2: "among us!!!"
Person 3: *starts humming among drip*
Person 4: "Can't believe they have an among us disorder"
by mimasterace February 22, 2021
Get the among us disordermug. Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.
Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021
Get the Oversized Cock Disordermug. Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
Get the Erectile Tongue Disordermug. A condition emanating from having been subjected to an endless torrent of words consisting of meaningless bullshit.
There is no doubt that after a visit with my Bipolar and exceedingly hyperverbal father that I would feel the impact of my deeply ingrained Posttraumatic Word Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2019
Get the Posttraumatic Word Disordermug. Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder. Dissociative Identity Disorder is a complex dissociative disorder characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personality states with amnesia between them. Each personality is it's own individual person and may have different names, memories, personal histories, and characteristics.
It is currently believed that DID forms due to structural dissociation. When humans are below the ages of 7-9, we do not have a stable or integrated self/personality, and instead have parts. There is a part that craves love, a part that wants food, a part that is sad, etc etc. (This is why babies will go from crying to laughing in seemingly a few seconds.) When we reach the age of roughly 7-9, these parts, along with our experiences will integrate into one, whole personality. However, if a child experiences severe and repetitive trauma before this age, and does not have stable relationships with their primary caregivers (Parent(s), etc) then the brain will put up amnesic walls as a way to protect itself from the memories of the terrible things that have/are happening, and these walls prevent the personality from integrating, which results in the parts staying separate.
Contrary to popular belief and media representation, people with DID are not evil, nor dangerous. They are traumatized individuals who are more likely to hurt themselves than anyone else, and many have gone on to live happy, successful lives.
It is currently believed that DID forms due to structural dissociation. When humans are below the ages of 7-9, we do not have a stable or integrated self/personality, and instead have parts. There is a part that craves love, a part that wants food, a part that is sad, etc etc. (This is why babies will go from crying to laughing in seemingly a few seconds.) When we reach the age of roughly 7-9, these parts, along with our experiences will integrate into one, whole personality. However, if a child experiences severe and repetitive trauma before this age, and does not have stable relationships with their primary caregivers (Parent(s), etc) then the brain will put up amnesic walls as a way to protect itself from the memories of the terrible things that have/are happening, and these walls prevent the personality from integrating, which results in the parts staying separate.
Contrary to popular belief and media representation, people with DID are not evil, nor dangerous. They are traumatized individuals who are more likely to hurt themselves than anyone else, and many have gone on to live happy, successful lives.
"Did you hear about Mary? She was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder."
(This definition was written by someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder.)
(This definition was written by someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder.)
by Space-Ace May 23, 2020
Get the Dissociative Identity Disordermug. A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the Posttraumatic Fart Disordermug. A terrible condition that plagues the affected mind with depression, fear, terrifying thoughts and overall anxiety. The affected person usually suffers from panic attacks and suffers from depression.
by MedicOfNormandy1883 November 1, 2013
Get the generalised anxiety disordermug.