Dipshit

Your Ex-boy-friend.

Boyfriend: Hey I wanna break up. Your an ugly bitch and I don’t want to be known as the guy who dated you.

You: You dipshit!!!!!!

by Damntheworld November 4, 2019

Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.

Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.

by j s August 15, 2022

Dipshit

A loving moron

“Sean you’re a dipshit”

by Popcornlovesme May 28, 2018

dipshit

The highest level of stupidity achievable by anyone posessing a brain.

Colton decided to steal the girlfriend of another guy and thought the other dude wouldn't find out and be pissed. He is a dipshit.

by devindonigian November 21, 2014

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

dipshit benividus

A person that fails beyond epic proportions.

Ex1: Billy is a dipshit benividus.

EX2:Why are you acting like a dipshit benividus?

by dgf 1994 August 3, 2010

Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.

Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!

by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016