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Plink Dinking

When the foam part of a pair of field hockey goggles becomes dislocated from the wire cage.

The wearer looks extremely disheveled and noob-ish.
Example 1:

"Your plink just dinked, you may want to fix that..."
"my what?"
"your plink"
"OH, did it dink? that's embarassing."

Example 2:
"Okay, let's go out there, play our hardest and plink some dinks"

Example 3:
"I love plink dinking, it makes me feel so superior"
by Unicorn01451 November 25, 2009
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Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity
Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong
by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019
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Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008
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dinning

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".
To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.
by dandi December 19, 2003
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Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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deep sea diving

by Pete November 10, 2004
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pube diving

Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.
Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!

Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.

Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.
by Venezia November 8, 2006
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