mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Self Destruction

To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off

I was home alone and decided to lay my legs up on my headboard and give myself a self destruction

by General Jovan March 19, 2007

weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Destruction Overdrive

A kickass Black Label Society song from the album The Blessed Hellride. Contains a rather large quantity of pinch harmonics, particularly during the chorus, which in the case of Zakk Wylde, is A LOT.

You'd die playing the Zakk Wylde drinking game to "Destruction Overdrive."

by Chandler89 August 22, 2006

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

by Truthseeker October 8, 2003

Toyota Destruction

When the Toyota shit ass car company sells one car to someone they are putting 3 americans out of work. On the other hand Ford, GM, And Chrysler put americans back into work. Stupid Japanese Box on wheels.

Yo, I just bought a new Toyota Corolla! - Steve

Wow, I hate you for making americans lose their jobs due to Toyota Destruction - John

by Blademes April 26, 2007