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Delay Hole

Someone who adds road-blocks, bottlenecks, extra steps, and unneeded issues that delay something or someone, either through inconsiderate thinking, a need to increase their own importance through adding work or over complication, or to gain additional time for themselves in a situation or project where they will not be able to deliver.
1- The meeting should have been quick and solved the problem, but Jim was being a delay hole and kept adding unnecessary take away questions.
2- We didn't make the movie because Chad was being a delay hole and wasn't ready to go when we showed up.
3- The delay hole in the car ahead of us is going 20 in a 50, and in both lanes so we can't go around him.
4- I'd like to get to the bank, but my boss just called me into her office with a minute to go in the day. What a delay hole.
5- We should have been able to deliver that program on time but the programmer didn't check for bugs and left early. What a massive delay hole.
by Frey-hawk May 21, 2013
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extremely delayed boulder

One of Nart's most peculiar and dangerous tools is an **extremely delayed boulder**. This boulder, which is typically large and menacing, is not immediately harmful. Instead, its impact is delayed, giving Nart the advantage of surprise. The boulder is often placed in strategic locations where it will eventually roll down a hill, only to strike its targets much later, making it nearly impossible to avoid or predict.
by therealcanada12 July 28, 2025
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Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.
by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016
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Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later
"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
by DeezieKM December 25, 2022
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Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash
I went to Delay middle school from 6th to 8th grade
by Guw0p July 10, 2019
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Delayed Flexing

Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?
Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
by ColdRice August 2, 2018
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delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.
I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.
by fauxreal March 3, 2018
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