This person was given the name “dana” by birthright. Over time, she didn’t like the pronunciation of “dana” but instead prefers “Donna.” She is arrogant and refuses to accept the accurate pronunciation, which makes sense since she’s Russian. Additionally, she finds Asian males to be extremely appealing, which is very odd. people tend to stick to dana and cherish her company, except for males named Kenneth (since Kenneth’s are attracted to males). She is kind but at times, can be a total bitch. She is a decent driver given the exception of exiting off ramps. She is also very good at piano but can’t can’t play anything else. Overall, if you need someone who can’t contribute to society, you’ll need a “Donna.” If you want a piano teacher, you’ll need a “dana.”
by Jimmyjohn2938 November 22, 2021

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The Thiccest of them all. Our god. You shall pray for the Real SamDana every night or he will fuck you with no lube.
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by Dopamine Potato January 23, 2022

A cute 16-year-old woman. She has pure brown eyes, where you can see your reflection. You can stare at them for hours almost like a hallucination. Every time she smiles, the whole room lights up with hope. Every time you see her, butterflies form within. Although, beware the next step would be to marry her. Nothing else.
Dana the banana
by So close yet far January 14, 2022
