dalton katcher

a guy that thinks hes gonna make varsity baseball

hey guys imma make varsity baseball.(laughing)

by ?????? March 8, 2005

Madison Dalton

The most beautiful girl in all of Kentucky. Don’t fuck with her though, or you might regret it later on.

“I tried to hurt Madison Dalton and she broke 3 ribs and muh fucking sternum.”

by Thomas Dooley June 27, 2019

Dalton McGuinty

Premier of the Province of Ontario, Canada and Leader of the Ontario Liberal Party. First elected to the Ontario Legislature in 1990. Premier from October 2003 - present.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Premier of Ontario - Dalton McGuinty.

by Professor Socrates September 4, 2005

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 8, 2020

Dalton’s twin

A word to describe a nonexistent twin or sibling.

As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.

by Dalton C October 3, 2024

Father Dalton

Head of the shit show

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show

by fraud ron October 31, 2021

Dalton Highway

A deadly drug cocktail made from Red bull, codeine, and 2 or 3 xanax tabs.

Named Dalton Highway after the highway, which is one of the most

dangerous roads ever.

Dalton Highway really wakes you up, man.

by ɯ August 23, 2018