dalton katcher

a guy that thinks hes gonna make varsity baseball

hey guys imma make varsity baseball.(laughing)

by ?????? March 8, 2005

Madison Dalton

The most beautiful girl in all of Kentucky. Don’t fuck with her though, or you might regret it later on.

“I tried to hurt Madison Dalton and she broke 3 ribs and muh fucking sternum.”

by Thomas Dooley June 27, 2019

Dalton McGuinty

Premier of the Province of Ontario, Canada and Leader of the Ontario Liberal Party. First elected to the Ontario Legislature in 1990. Premier from October 2003 - present.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Premier of Ontario - Dalton McGuinty.

by Professor Socrates September 4, 2005

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 8, 2020

Dalton

Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️

“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019

Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

Dalton

A guy who’s got the hugest cock in the world, Jahaan you better watch out boy. Dalton will give you a blowjob and he most likely loves your mum.

I wish I could find a Dalton in my life

by Gsnsnakskskdnejr December 12, 2021