Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.

80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?

by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022

draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz

"What are you doing?" "Eh I was just draining the train"

by le jenn April 17, 2010

Drain Sniffer

A penis that hangs down to the drain

John has a drain sniffer

by Hole Inspector July 26, 2021

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.

I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.

by Teekums July 1, 2020

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

Memotionally Drained

The act of being drained of internet humor. The feeling you get after spending too much time viewing memes.

I’m so memotionally drained right now, I need to stay off of Facebook for a while.

I’m memotionally drained right now and can’t create anymore memes tonight.

by Jzak423 August 27, 2019