Hym "I mean, it takes as long as it takes. My starting point is literally 'Hell' and the amount of time I plan on spending on this is literally 'forever.' Don't delay yourself into an early grave."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.
Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023

A person in their 30's (or older) who still lives with their parents and therefore delayed full adulthood. Synonymous with Peter Pan Syndrome. They have instead opted to delay living financially independent from their parents, starting their own family and/or parting with their vast collection of video games and other childhood toys. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program (for adults). Not to be confused with the program of the same name for entering the military.
Bernard hasn't left home since high school still works at the same supermarket he did in high school and is in his 30's. He has decided to sign-up for the Delayed Entry program (for grownups).
by anonymous January 1, 2025

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.
*two weeks later*
Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.
*two weeks later*
Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.
by astroboto August 4, 2021

The time period one puts between creating something with artificial intelligence and sending it to someone, in order to not raise suspicions on whether the product was AI-generated or not.
I'm gonna delai this article with 2 hours, so my manager will think I wrote it myself.
Have you delaied the presentation? Our client shouldn't know it was ai-generated.
Have you delaied the presentation? Our client shouldn't know it was ai-generated.
by TheAthmospheralist August 29, 2023
