desert canary

If you listen closely you can hear a desert canary braying in the distance.
by Panamintburro November 29, 2017
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Desert Fart

All this garlic is giving me desert farts!
by Hot and Dry December 04, 2013
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desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
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desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert
She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck
by "MADMAN" December 28, 2020
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Desert Dick

When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls
I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.
by Papa Gucci aka Lil Niggle November 04, 2018
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desert trip

when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts
(cris) you got that joint?

(bob) yeah i do..

(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to

get munchies for the desert trip

(bob) im down..
by NASTYBASH January 01, 2011
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Desert Party

Saudi Arabian's dick sucking white amerikkkans partying in the saudi desert to celebrate the 911 job they pulled to satisfy kikes plan for greater isreal and attacked Iraq and blamed Pakistan for Taliban. Another objective the ass shot Cheney achieved was to totally distract the act ignorant white amerikkkans from screwed up economy, down fall of major corporations, and health care issues.
House nigger condi rice: Pakis are snow flakes.
House nigger Collin Powell: straight up bitch. That mushraf is a pussy and he is not even here at the Saudi desert party.
by Ali Arshad September 09, 2019
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