Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

bi-defensive

is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively

homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball

by awwedorable August 31, 2015

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.

Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move

by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016

defensive smoker

An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.

i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker

by bigchalie33 October 30, 2009

defnitive

Definitively definite

There is a defnitive need for healthy social relations with mice outside of your immediate pc.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010