Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

by slapyourstick October 14, 2011

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Danger Town

Trap name for Des Moines, Iowa. First dubbed by local rapper JFLO.

"im DANGER TOWN REPPIN - red laces BANGER NOW they STEPPIN" - JFLO

by 515 Represent June 22, 2008

Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.

That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny

by Left and Aragona June 11, 2009