DFS

Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.

I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.

by europopian July 30, 2009

DFS

Bad ass mother fuckers. Big time gangsta's rollin' the streets takin over other gangs. Don't take shit from anyone!

This is our turf bitch we're DFS init!!

by Dave Mave October 14, 2006

dfs

Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.

Watch out for the DFS!

by Googles January 14, 2004

DFS

Dick-for-sale

A comment people use when they are referring to a toy boy or some guy who dates a female because of her money.

Hey, check him out, I think we've got a DFS.

by Rudi_Vinuya May 30, 2006

DFS

Designated D.U.F.F. Snatcher- The friend in the group that always seems to grab the D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)

Also See: WingMan

"Dude, who is going to wingman tonight?"

"Tommy is. Hes always the DFS"

by BigFootRay06 July 9, 2009

dfsavage

To spontaneously yell out "it hurts when you lie!" while engaging in video game entertainment.

My sergeant just told me to attack a Nazi bunker and I got shot in the face! DFSAVAGE!

by Tim and Annie July 30, 2008

DFSG

1. Devoted Female Sex Gamer. 2. A female who tends to play video games often, even during sexual intercourse. 3. A female who calls the names of video games during sex more than her partner's. 4. A female who has sexual fantasies about video games or thinks about video games to pleasure herself. 5. A female who acts out video games during sexual intercourse. 6. A female who won't have sex untill she prestiges on COD: MW2... twice.

1. Guy 1: "Man, my chick got to level 45 on WOW in 3 hours!" Guy 2: "Woah! How?" Guy 1: "We were having sex." Guy 2: "Looks like you hooked up with a DFSG."
2. Guy: "Yeah, baby. Say my name!" Girl:"Oh, MASTER CHIEF!!!" Guy: "You never told me you were a DFSG on RuneScape..."
3. Her boyfriend left the house and she is all alone... Time to pull out the Game Informer magazines, cus this DFSG has to get to work...
4. Girl: "Mr. B... You wanna help me get the ADAM? I might need your big hands..." Guy: "ROAR (Big Daddy for "Why the fuck did I marry a DSFG?")"
5. Guy: "Please baby! Come to bed... You can prestige in the morning..." Girl Yelling at examplenoobgamer123 through the headset: "You mother fucker! Who the fuck uses a fucking knife you fucking ASSHOLE! I'm bouta shove a fucking frag up your ass! Faggot!" Guy: "Please baby, be quiet... I don't want the neighbors to know you are a DFSG..."

by Joshock Brenana Tornado July 17, 2010