critter

weird, unusual, alien-like, not what of what sane people typically do, a creature, unreal, so strange as to appear imaginary; not seeming real, creepy, causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease, freak,

"Did you see what he did? So critter”

by unibabi March 6, 2025

crittering

being silly, mischievous, causing light trouble, tomfoolery

going to the beach with your friends at 4 am when it's closed they were crittering

by unibabi March 6, 2025

crittering

being weird and or creepy
example

she didn't even know him and she stalked his entire page she was crittering so hard

by unibabi March 6, 2025

critter

someone who is silly, ridiculously, boisterous, or frivolous

she was doing a lot of tomfoolery, she is such a critter

by unibabi March 6, 2025

lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.

“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
“The people critters”

by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024