Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

Critter

crystal meth ,being spunout,on a good one,gettin it,on one,spun

Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.

by jublisstar June 16, 2018

Critter

A word used to describe an annoying person who is partaking in something irregular/strange

John walked in a funny way, someone would say:

“John is a little critter”

by DrakeTheKool May 9, 2023

Bikini Critter

Another word used for a species in the furry community called a Protogen

Bro, you are a bikini critter! You look like you have a bikini on.

by CatBoxFox November 28, 2022

lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

Critter

a.k.a. gross nice guy

A person in their late teens or twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics (which cannot be attributed solely to a mental/physical health condition):

i. an inability to read social cues and not being aware that they lack that ability
ii. poor hygiene i.e. greasy hair, body odor and unkept clothes from a lack of care (not from any lack in resources)
iii. invasion of other's space or privacy
iv. inability to take no as an answer
v. a tendency to explain a subject to a professor or a person with more knowledge on said subject
vi. may either over compliment or ask more personal questions than appropriate

vii. condescending
viii. believes they deserve compensation for basic human decency.

The guy that hit on me at my middle school robotics competition was a classic critter with long, greasy hair, and he spent a long time explaining how the robot I had built worked, while standing far too close.

by anonymous April 1, 2021