critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.

He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!

by Pheaseant October 31, 2011

litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.

Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.

by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020

Crowder critter

Stupid/ghetto people that go to crowder Mississippi to get wasted/high or anything like that

Look at that crowder critter over there

by Notacrowdercritter January 7, 2024

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Critter

A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.

Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!

by ErinGoo January 25, 2024

critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 22, 2022

Bikini Critter

Another word used for a species in the furry community called a Protogen

Bro, you are a bikini critter! You look like you have a bikini on.

by CatBoxFox November 28, 2022