Breaks my crayons

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad
Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."
by UD sentences September 04, 2012
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Doo-Doo Crayon

Doo-doo rolled up inside newspaper and frozen in the freezer. Once frozen, the paper is peeled back to reveal the tip. This creation resembles a brown crayon, hence the name Doo-Doo Crayon.
Last night, we made some doo-doo crayons and tagged downtown.
by Irving_Nutty December 30, 2011
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Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.
If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!
by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019
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grab my crayons

a term used, when stating something very simple or that needs very little explanation is still not understood. an act of explaining it with pictures and diagrams drawn with crayons like you would do when teaching a child.
person 1 no i don't want to go out, i can't afford it and i'll will want to get absolutely smashed and it's my mums birthday tomorrow..
Person 2 "so? why? what's the problem?
Person 1 "right hold on till i grab my crayons and explain this to you in a way you will understand"
by hipityhopity October 12, 2013
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Operation Crayon Storm

An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.
Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."
by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 06, 2011
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sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.
I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!
by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 13, 2007
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Crusty Crayola Crayon

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
by Dadalynn June 04, 2019
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