Cosmic Pocket Brownie

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.

"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."

by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020

cosmic screwgie

When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.

I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie

by Le Niff May 1, 2006

Cosmic Love

Cosmic love is when you love everything and everybody.

Cosmic love is the greatest.

by CurtCurtCCurt May 10, 2018

CosmicPvP

Factions minecraft server where most of the staff is biased against most of the playerbase, where you can buy the worst rank in the game that does nothing for about $20, and where the best players get banned.

New players won't notice anything wrong with the server... just you wait.

Player 1: Hey wanna play cosmicpvp?
Player 2: Nah I've heard the staff will just ban you if you dominate the server too well

by yaeeoot July 8, 2019

Cosmic Scouser

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie

He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking

by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020

Cosmic Memers

A Discord Server, worshiping dank memer. With over a million dank memer channels, you’ll never run out of them. Otherwise just a typical grinding server. Fun fact, it used to be a “scary” Area 51 lego game discord server.

Did you hear? That Area 51 lego game’s discord server was re-maked and named to Cosmic Memers

by OneRandomGuyInTheInternet March 27, 2021

Cosmic Christ

mongerian equivalent of Plato, only fictionalized. originated in the publication of "Patriarchy: The Case of the Gent". In character, he was able to see the complex inner-workings of the universe to which the human or mind's eye could not ever see; was known for his trademark pigtails and purple, cessated, sparkle-covered genitalia; today, is known in the traditional folktale "Supra", where he would hover the earths atmosphere on the tail of a comet, waiving at passerbys in cold, frigid nights once every 200 years in mid-December; his original maiden name was "Elyipshunweisre Blanuk" in "Patriarchy"

generally told to children that "If you are caught playing with your genitalia outside, Cosmic Christ will strike them away with lightning", in order to deter children from enjoying pleasurable sexual experiences outside at too young an age, similar to, por ejemplo, "The Boogie Man" or "The Toothfairy"; simply a fictional character used as a scare tactic.

by gregg m July 30, 2006