Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.

Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.

by kwusty December 6, 2018

soaking cork

code term for "sucking cock" used in online profiles to avoid getting flagged and removed.

I am a divorced white woman, enjoy dining out, travel, and soaking cork for the right guy.

by Jamie2021 June 27, 2020

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.

Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.

by AEROSE August 18, 2016

Corked Volcano

Shitting on a bleeding a vagina then shoving a penis in, and when you are about to cum, pull out and spray blood, shit, and cum all over the sheets.

"I gave Suzie a corked volcano last night, I guess I'll be doing a load of sheets tonight".

by ClewisSM October 15, 2008

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Angry Cork

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, and you pull out and stick a cork in her ass before she shits all over you

this time she wont shit on me, cause im gonna angry cork her ass

by corkmaninass January 23, 2011