Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Coochie eater

Someone who eats a person coochie.

Hey bro I just ate Sarah cooch it’s was really dry.
Damn bro your a coochie eater ….

by Mycumsockisfull08 August 30, 2021

Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

catfish coochie

a vagina that smells .some times dirty people (girls) are referred to this

Eww that girl has the same pen mark from yesterday,shes dirty.

No she has a catfish coochie

by the umkown word November 14, 2013

Coochie land

When a guy is with his girl or multiple women

Guy 1: Aye I’m about to head out into coochie land
Guy 2: With Stacy?
Guy 1: With Stacy and her homegirls 😏

by hayilx November 13, 2020

cobweb coochie

When you haven't had sex in a long time and cobwebs start cover your vagina

She's got cobweb coochie

by King_hali March 27, 2017

Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

by AScaredBurrito October 16, 2020