Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Concert Whore

(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music

(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage

(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.

b: yeah, she's a concert whore.

(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.

by b067r_08 February 12, 2022

Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011