chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy

The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.

The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!

by Donkeylips2 March 15, 2011

Chocolate Covered Cherry

Word for a girl's asshole virginity. A girl loses her chocolate covered cherry by having anal sex for the first time.

Guy 1: "Did you have anal sex with her?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea! I took her chocolate covered cherry!"

by The Tank 111 April 22, 2011

converse

well first of all, they are the most fucking awesome shoes ever. FUCK OFF all the bitches and pussys that think that people only wear them to fit in. Truth is, that's why i bought my first pair, then i loved the shoes and decided fuck everyone, i wear em cuz i like em, not because its a style or some shit. I dont even HAVE a fucking style. I will wear these shoes because i think there kick ass, and whoever thinks i'm a poser, or bitch, or conformist, or nonconformist, or prep, or nerd or WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL ME, CAN FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE. YOU GUYS SUCK ASS AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WEAR THESE FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY WANT! FUCK YOU ALL!YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR LITTLE FUCKING PATHETIC ASSES WHOOPED AND SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IMPORTANT REASON TO LIVE AND BE AMONG REAL PEOPLE WHO CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND NOT THINK THAT CONVERSES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH ANY FUCKING FASHION OR STYLE OR "POSER" RELATED SHIT.

stupid fucked up wannabe skater shit person #1: your converse shoes are fucking gay and poser.
me: fuck off dumb shit, you have nothing better to do than call people fucking posers ever since your tight pants squeezed your fucking balls off and you started hanging out with other fucking pansy fagots like yourself.)

(o ya i got nothing against tight pants, just the stupid fucker bitches that are usually wearing them, like said above.)

by FUCK EVERYBODY I AM SO SICK OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT YOU ALL SUCK January 9, 2009

converses

1.the coolest shoes ever!!
2.come in many different colors
3.worn by mostly "emos/punks/goths"
4.also called chucks

My converses come in a varity of color.

by ohmygodshutyourbutt July 24, 2008

converse

Converse r like sik shoes, they used 2 b heaps individual but now everyone wears em and stupid girly magazines have started getting preppy idiots 2 model them, its so demented!!! and yeah other brands of shoes r making try hard "converse" so they arent as special any more...i F'ing hate it....ut they stil are my most favourite shoes in the world.....all star chuck taylors....till the day i die \m/

i love my new converse shoes, like hardly anyone has them.....
6 months later.....
WTF everyone has converse, all these preppy dickheads, this is so stupid!!!

by i wanna sleep April 12, 2006

converse all stars

Horribly ugly shoes worn by everyone who thinks they're even slightly alternative. They come in a variety of colours, unfortunately all look like shoes a clown would wear. They're ugly, overpriced shoes.

"Wow look at my new converse all stars!!!! They don't go with any of my clothes because they come in stupid colours!!"

by -blah-blah- November 7, 2005