by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015
Get the the communists have invaded the funhouse mug.A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
by cvejanoff July 16, 2018
Get the iPhone communist mug.Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.
I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.
by El Caballo de Austin January 23, 2020
Get the clipboard communist mug.June is the day when all Communists go on hunger strike and you can only eat on Saturday nights! You cannot eat or drink to try and simulate what starving Africans are feeling so we can feel their pain. You’ll only be allowed to drink water at half past midnight! Good luck comrades. Ⓐ ☭ 🚩🏴 June 1st-June 30th
by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021
Get the International Communist Fast month mug.Friend1: "Hey, you should try Fortnite man. I've got 2 victory royales and lost 2 girlfriends." Friend2: "Don't listen, thats communist propaganda"
by urbanabortnite January 2, 2019
Get the communist propaganda mug.one who follows a political philosophy otherwise known as marxism which sought to create a society in which people geared their lives towards the benefit of the community as a whole as oppose to yourself. communism has been bastardized over the years, and an extremeley comon misconception has risen in which people view other philosophies such as stalinism, maoism, trotskyism, bolshevism etc. to be communism when in truth they are seperate systems that used communism as the carrot on a stick of political oppresion to consolodate their power. while the philosophy in itself is a noble venture, people as of now are not ready to embrace it, as they tend to posess all the metality and goodwill of a spoiled two year old. it is also worth noting that communism is socialism, but socialism is not communism
if marx was alive during the "communist" revolutions and governemtns, he would of been pissed off to see the very thing he opposed oppress the people while stealing his name in order to justify it
by wwwwoooooooo! September 9, 2006
Get the communist mug.A utopian idea for common wealth which relies on an idealized society. In practice it succumbs to corruption and promotes oligarchy. When it fails, capitalism inevitably takes over providing a more practical and efficient allocation of resources.
Communism => Capitalism
by Anonymous November 2, 2002
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