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roger combs

"Father" of Benji and Joel madden (orginally combs) he walked out on benji, joel, sarah (their sister), josh (their brother) and their mom on christmas eve 1995 :(
songs hes included in "emotionless"
its been a long hard road without you by my side why wernt you there all the nights that we cried you broke my mothes heart you broke your children for life its not okay but we're alright
by Bre January 22, 2004
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Coems🤑

Coems🤑 is an another word for cums. Coems🤑 is used in in brookhaven RP Roblox Tiktoks.
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"So rich pro *coems🤑🤑🤑*"
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Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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11th Commandment

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
by nathooo January 2, 2018
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commander-in-chief

The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.
by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
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commander curve

Someone that can suck their own cock.
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
by Will Sines February 20, 2008
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commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other
Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.
by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014
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