Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.
Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night
by Alraune-Deva May 04, 2020
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Commie Piss

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.
by KaiserMtek October 03, 2021
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Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.
Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!
by DeserTynker January 15, 2021
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Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
by scottden95 September 09, 2022
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Yarv stepmommie a commie

A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.
"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"

"Friend: ur mom gay
You: your'e dad lesbian
Friend: your granny tranny
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."
by Zenyattatron March 16, 2018
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ur mommy dot commy

a weird way to say your mom In a slang way
Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.

Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.
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commy fam

derived: communistic family

A family in which everyone is equal; all is one, one is for all, and everyone looks out for each other.
Jerry: Man I love my family. They look out for me when I’m down, and I’d do the same for them.

Tom: Looks like you’ve got a commy fam!
Jerry: Oh yes, that
by Narbear1224 October 29, 2017
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