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pulling a clinton 

(V) 1. Fucking up bad. Tantamount to having a huge lead and somehow blowing it (no pun intended).
2. Refers to Hillary Clinton's loss of a 20 point National Lead to competitor Barack Obama, costing her--most likely--the Democratic Nominee.

aka: Pulling a Hillary
Abe: Zach, you suck at basketball
Zach: Fuck you dude, you know had that thing locked-in 10-5 until I started pulling a Clinton and let you score 6 points in a row.

Zach: Did you hear about Sleek?
Jeff: No, what happened?
Zach: Sleek just totaled his car and is currently indicted
Jeff: Oh, shit! I thought he had a new job and was finally straighting out; he just pulled a fat Clinton at life.
pulling a clinton by Thizzmasta707 February 12, 2008
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Hiliary Clinton 

A crook that is also a scam artist that deletes 30,000 emails because she or he is a hypocrite.
"Dude! I'm such a Hiliary Clinton! I just deleted 50 messages from my boss!"
Hiliary Clinton by kyliner November 9, 2016

Hillary Clinton 

A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).
Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"
Hillary Clinton by T Wade June 27, 2005

Port Clinton 

A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.
"How are things in Port Clinton?"

"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"
Port Clinton by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010

Willy Clinton 

(1) aka William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill Clinton, aka Mr. Hillary Clinton, aka Billary Clinton. Former USA president, between George Bush and George W. Bush.

(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?

(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
When I'm fucking, my Willy Clinton is between two Bushes.
Willy Clinton by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006

Bill Clinton hit

When that lamer you know who tries to look cool and smoke weed but really doesnt. As in he/she pulls the smoke into their mouth instead of their lungs. The Bill Clinton hit is hated because it wastes weed and is usually only done by lameasses who want to look cool.
Yo that punkass over there took a Bill Clinton hit when the bowl got to him, why can't he just pass it if he doesn't want any?

Chelsea Clinton Syndrome 

When you are so incredibly ugly as a child/adolescent, you are hailed as beautiful for having average looks as an adult.
Randomperson1: OMG! Remember when the Smith's daughter was a complete troll?
Randomperson2: Yes she is stunningly attractive these days!
Randomperson3: Argh, she is jus tsuffering from Chelsea Clinton Syndrome...