Golf Claps

Enthusiastic, but subdued applause for a job well done.

Mom: "I finally learned how to add friends on Facebook!"
Me: "Golf Claps for Mommy!"

by lastdayofmagic March 2, 2010

clag

the ladder-guy friend of a girl you are attracted to who constantly hangs around her, proceeding to cock block you every chance he gets.

he sticks to her like fucking clag, what a cock block.

by JL678 July 1, 2010

clag

The muck and crud which accumulates in a communal shower.

Those showers at the Saint Imier camp site were knee deep in clag.

by Saint Imier 2012 December 14, 2013

Claggot

A male liar, douche, and/or cheater.

"You know that new kid in our Biology class?"
"Yeah, I met him years ago. He's such a Claggot."

by nksr December 4, 2014

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

Chagsploon

Verb. Phil Lester made up this curse word. It's a clean version for "Fuck" basically.

"Yeah I chagsplooned your mum's face."

by LLAMACORNM.J April 7, 2017

Hand Claps and Finger Snaps

A term that means Yhasssssssssss, it expresses extreme approval for fashion, hair, or anything fabulous. While saying it one should clap and snap along with fling their hair, shake their head, and make fish lips.

"Honey, that weave is everything "Hand Claps and Finger Snaps" to the temples for offering the sacrifice of that weave!!!"

by A Shade of Lovely November 18, 2014