The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008
It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!
by Uncle Kurtie June 02, 2007
When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 08, 2023
Lin: Hey Alex, check him out.. hes a Tiny Chum
Alex: I see him! are they always that short?
Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.
Cheu: Yeah, I know
Alex: I see him! are they always that short?
Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.
Cheu: Yeah, I know
by Feania May 11, 2023
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."
by mBmD August 02, 2012
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021
Currently known as a sex move; when a male over 60+ ejaculates into a woman between the ages of 18-20
by Randomfoo March 07, 2021