chris brown

an expression used when a man requests a chicken sandwhich with a cold drink from his woman but instead is given herpes, and responds by puttin a bitches nose to the side of her head, only to find that he is still hungry afterwards.
damn, im hella chris brown right now....almost wish she was still alive...
by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009
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Chris Brown

Origin: Chris Brown, a known R&B singer, aged 19. He viciously attacked his girlfriend, Rhianna, while he was driving. The attack was caused by her questioning a number of text messages he received from a woman with whom he had a prior sexual relationship.

Def: To use physical violence towards a woman, esp. against one's significant other. Is not rooted in love, but is more commonly associated with ideas of "putting a woman in her place" and/or an inability to effectively communicate.
Girl: "Buy some shooooes!"
Guy: "STFU or I will Chris Brown that ass!"

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Guy 1: "What'd you do last night, bro?"
Guy 2: "My girl just wouldn't shut up about these text messages, so I had to Chris Brown her."
Guy 1: "..."
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Chris brown

an evil micheal jackson clone created by the music industry. the experiment went horrible wrong, and so we have what we see today. this whiny, faggot ass, horney little boy who cries about girls in all his songs. his fan base includes only little teenage girls, and gay little boys.
chris brown...i lose alittle testosterone every time i listen to him.
by arakok September 13, 2007
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a Chris Brown

When a person goes crazy, and you least expect it, typically involving assault on another.
"That nigga totally pulled a Chris Brown on his hoe last night!"
by WittkeWikipedia February 11, 2009
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Chris Brown

To beat a woman severly in the face and to bite a woman in a aggressive manner.

Also refer to Guerilla Pimp.
by KingRomeo83 December 15, 2009
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Chris Brown

To beat mercilessly. Most commonly used as a distasteful action verb in jest in regards to a woman.
I swear if that bitch gave me herpes I'll Chris Brown her ass.
by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009
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