Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
by Nero the great July 20, 2019
Get the The julius cesarmug. by Jeuzuz November 23, 2021
Get the Cesarmug. Cesar is a name given to males who smell like horse shit, they are fucking ugly disgusting holy shit, fugly. Whenever someone sees a Cesar they get scared of what type of ugly beast they encountered with. Fuck Cesars
Person 1: Hey last weekend i was at the mall and i saw a Cesar, I immediately ran and called emergency services.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
by HeyHey2343 November 17, 2022
Get the Cesarmug. by NonceLover June 26, 2020
Get the Cesar & Henrymug. Funny.Ideal.dreamy.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
by Agressiveteen December 19, 2017
Get the cesarmug. The type of guy to say “Looks like we’re getting cut.” On a Sunday morning. He is basically a basic bitch in a man’s body. Cesar is the guy who tells story about sucking dick while drinking bottomless mimosas.
by BamBambaklava November 22, 2021
Get the Cesarmug.