cardcaptor

A game in which someone catches a thrown playing card between his/her ass cheeks

that fat ass totally lost my ace of spades whilst playing cardcaptor

by KevinYarris January 11, 2008

reverse carhead

oral sex given by a driver to a passenger while in cruise control and the passenger steers. Most likely to be performed if the passenger is male.

She was uncontrollably horny while she was driving so I steered while she gave me reverse carhead. Thank God for cruise control.

by ToriReese March 28, 2009

carreanne

the best friend i could eva wish 4!!
she may have her ups n downs but hu doesnt,:)
ur the best m8 eva, hun n i luv u!!
she can get on with mostly any1 but most of all the person hu she may luv!!
i would like 2 take this time 2 say thanks 4 always being there 4 me n some of the others in varley cafe!! :):D

Carreanne the best friend ever to be found!!
The most trustworthy and honest person i may ever know!!

by emily 'm' May 4, 2008

cardenfreude

When playing Cards Against Humanity you play a white card to answer the current black card, then draw a replacement white card, and that replacement card would have been a much better answer than the one you just played.

Oh the card I just drew is so much better! Cardenfreude!

by giantbabyman April 20, 2014

Carden

The best couple ever

“They are such a Carden !”
“I love them, they are Carden “
“Cardenas are the best”

by Kansbsksbsndndbdbd February 26, 2018

Johnny Cardano

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.

See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!

by Shallow balls November 23, 2021

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006