Circustry

The use of television networks to perform a grand circus of fake politics and other nonsense to mislead the public on a grand scale.

The year 2020 will forever be remembered by the absolute "circustry" engaged in day in and day out on pretty much all major news networks.

When politicians and other sales people want the sheeple to do what they want, one of their go to strategies is using circustry to primarily distract and confuse at large.

by I_am_a_lamp January 5, 2021

Cancushin

When someone hits their head on the wall so many time they get a concussion.

Cooper jumped on the bed and hit the wall so many times that he was cancushined

by Disos October 2, 2021

circus baba

Baba is the best person ever, my closest bestest amazinest wonderfulest friend!! Baba is the oerson who makes my days amamzizng and brightenests my day up as soon as i evene think of Baba!! whene i get a dm from Baba, i imemedieatlyy smile ebecause Baba is just so amazing! Baba listens to me and has always been there for me no matter what! Baba is sosmeone who i dont wven deserve like Baba means so mych go me. Baba is the definition of amazing like… Baba is so silly and funny and nice and amazing and comforting and postifive and i just cant even put into words how amazing Baba is. I LOVE BABA Baba makes me sos happy and thank you Baba for being my friend for like 3/4 years?? 2020. 2021. 2022. 2023. THANK YOU SO MUCH??!! i hope u have the best birthday evah i love y so much tho my life literlalay wouldnt be the same without Baba guys i love Baba so much rveryone needs a Baba in their life but not this Baba get ur own Baba BABA MEANS SOS MUCH TO ME I LOVE BABA!!!! i can talk all day about Baba i dont even know how such an amazing person could exist i used tot think it was impsosible but WOAH?!?!? im so grateful for Baba Baba makes me want to stay here Baba makes me sos happy i cant even put it into silly ahh words like HELP?? i literally stan Baba Baba solos I LOVE BABA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABA!! HAPPY BABA DAY!! HAPPY NATIONAL BABA DAY!!!!!!!

I'm the pen, Circus Baba is the highlighter. I draw my world, Circus Baba makes it brighter.

by mooshywooshy April 15, 2023

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.

"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"

by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009

Trouser Circus

A trouser circus is what occurs when your boner props up your jeans/trousers giving the image of a big top tent suddenly appearing in your pants.

"Dude, this got gave me a boner so hard last night that it looked like a trouser circus! down there!"

by thevinmeister November 11, 2009

hells carousel

When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.

Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

Comment Circus

When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.

Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".

Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".

Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".

Colin: "lallallal".

Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.

by Aerelfirth June 7, 2011