anal nipple cripple

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
by breakingbad January 03, 2013
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Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.
"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."
by froznalyve September 16, 2007
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Cripple-walk

1. A variant of the crip-walk in which the one that is walking does it in a cripple-like fashion.

2. A type of walk that stems down to the days of National Honors Society Class of 2007. It was just a regular day when a fellow tried to do a sharp army turn during the Induction Ceremony practice. In this quick maneuver, the fellow tripped and continued to shuffle his feet in a cripple-walk fashion. His friends watched in awe as he executed the cool move. Thus the Cripple-walk was born.

Hibatchi secretly did the Cripple-walk during the induction ceremony practice and was praised by Yodali for calming her nerves.
by Amacasa June 23, 2007
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triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.
''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''
by Holjay_xox April 10, 2017
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Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.
We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.
by TMMJ December 04, 2008
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cripple cart cowgirl

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."
by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005
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cripple cart cowboy

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."
by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005
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