Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.

“I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”

by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022

Coffin Party

When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.

A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.

by josieposie91 October 15, 2022

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

A funny game involving murder, manipulation, bad parenting, demon summoning and incest
aka the "incest game"

Frequently abbreviated as "TCAL" or "TCOAAL"

Person 1: "Have you heard about The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?"

Person 2: "What is wrong with you?"

by Celsius233 January 2, 2024

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.

Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023