Civic Driver: bro my car is so fast, ain't ever seen a set of tail lights
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
by LynX2596 December 01, 2021
Get the Civic Eater mug.A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.
"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"
by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018
Get the Big Dick Civic mug.A 4 cylinder model manufactured by Honda from as far back as the literal dark ages. High potential for modification, and even higher potential for retarded shitfucks to totally turn it into a rolling laughing stock. When modified by a character of taste, it can be quite a nice looking (and even fast) car. When driven by shitfucks it's likely to explode when going over 80 km's
Person 1: "Wanna take a spin in the Humble Honda?"
Person 2: "Humble Honda? It's a might Civic ya shitfuck."
Person 2: "Humble Honda? It's a might Civic ya shitfuck."
by PiggyBlackmore October 02, 2018
Get the Civic mug.the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 07, 2022
Get the honda civic mug.When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.
Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.
by Fahq Hoff August 14, 2024
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