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quarter chub 

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
quarter chub by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005
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scottish slang for boobs, breasts, jugs, fun bags
aw man, look at the chebs on that
chebs by urban commando September 30, 2008
some one who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat
chubster by Anonymous February 11, 2003

3/4 chub 

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub
3/4 chub by jon galasso August 18, 2003
The state of a penis between flacid and erect stages. Slightly engorged, fat penis but not hard.
She underbuttoned her shirt, popped her voluptuous tits out of the bra, and I had an instant chubber.
chubber by Chub B. Boy June 11, 2006

full-chub 

A fully erect penis as large as it can possibly get. A dick more hard than a half-chub.
I banged that chick hard once I got a full-chub.
full-chub by dr.dj June 26, 2016
The official nickname for Logan Robinson. Given to him by someone when they accidentally misspoke. Also called Chubs.
1. Chubsley is dancing in an odd manner.
Chubsley by iancards9 March 11, 2010