The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
Get the Chocolate Handcuffsmug. (chaa · kluht heh · luh · kaap · tr)
When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
Get the Chocolate Helicoptermug. A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.
The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
by Spigavich March 26, 2010
Get the Chocolate Throwermug. by someguywholikestoeatfood August 4, 2007
Get the chocolate bearmug. The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
After taking a huge shit, Jason gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecalload caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Chocolate Charlie.
by Yer Paw April 16, 2005
Get the Chocolate Charliemug. Slang term for black people (chocolate faces like the white equvalent pasty faces) or a black person (chocolate face like the white equvalent pasty face.) Not to be viewed as a racist term, as it simply describes the person by describing the face; just as the word black would be used in formal english.
Used frequentely in the Ali G Show by the characther Borat to describe black people.
Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.
Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.
by TheMis-educationOfTheNegro June 2, 2006
Get the chocolate facemug. Washington DC, possibly the blackest city in America. Often called the Chocolate city with its vanilla suburbs.
by Busy Bone August 4, 2003
Get the chocolate citymug.