catfish

Despite what the other definitions on here say, a person who catfishes online is not a catfish. The term "catfishing" (online) derives from real-world fishing. The person who is catfishing puts the bait out there, and waits for someone to bite. The person who falls for the bait and believes the catfisher is the catfish.

I love to catfish for hot girls so I can break their stupid catfish hearts.

by monkey0506 November 18, 2013

Catfish

Catfishes can be ANYONE and its super easy to be one. Have you lied about your name? You a catfish. Lied about your work? You a catfish. Basically if your pretending to be somone (real or fake) your a catfish. Why do people catfish? People who font have a lot of friends may catfish or people who were boerd or people who were bullied or people who want love or people who are mean or people who are scammers ECT. Are catfishes cold-hearted? Not nesicarily. Some people try to find dirt or try to see if a bf or gf is cheating and they arnt nesicarily cold-hearted for example. Can i watch any stories of this? YES! Youtubers make stories and there is a show called Catfish mtv hosted by Nev and Kamie (earlier it was Max) and somtimes guest hosts like one time it was Machine Gun Kelly and other people. Catfish is actually exciting and ut can show you red flags by watching! Where can i watch catfish? Mtv and thier youtube channel definitly. Their youtube is MTVcatfish and also MTV . RED FLAGS TO LOOK FOR: not meeting up, not video calling, not calling, asking for money over and over, stuff not adding up, saying thier meeting up some where and then not showing up, ghosting, being sus ect ECT. Does this mean they are definitly a catfish? No.

Chad: Hey look at this hot chick who added me.
Mike: LMAO shes a total catfish
Chad: ugh why the hot ones always fake

by Ignite_the_nite November 25, 2020

catfish

1 bottom feeder
2 not a filet

After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.

by hippity hoo October 18, 2007

cafuffling

Sniffing a Seat after a girl leaves it

the art of sniffing a nuns saddle

by Hairball August 30, 2005

Catfood

What is left after you eat all of the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms.

"Dude you ate all the marshmallows and left the catfood in my box of Lucky Charms. Not cool dude."

by cegamer2003 April 15, 2009

capful

vb - to fill the cap of an Absolut Citron bottle with room-temperature vodka and drink from it.

n - a full cap of Absolut Citron

"man, I was totally about to capful that chick, you bellend"

"Capfuls all around, especially for you, coz you're planet(?)"

by DFWmother December 3, 2005

CatGut

an awesome band that is americana jam band and jazz they are awesome!

"omg have you heard of catgut?"
naah
"well you should cause you love americana jam band and jazz"

by creativgirl April 2, 2008