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jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.
unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks
by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011
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business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.
nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.
by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010
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Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown
Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!
by Hack Jarlow August 27, 2020
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business techno

Techno music that is considered mainstream and commercialized.
Those two guys on r/Techno reddit forum kept arguing over whether or not if Scuba is now considered business techno.

Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.
by Loxxicle December 1, 2020
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good business

used to describe something excellent and/or desirable. Best spoken at the workplace.
See that new secretary in those super tight pants? Yes, that's good business.
by sean_sean_sean December 7, 2006
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1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
by tastyresort July 16, 2019
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Bad For Business

Made famous by a young man from Brooklyn named Mike it is known to mean Anything that is not good or 100% satisfaction
That’s bad for business👎
by Dustin Manning January 18, 2020
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