The best French Horn player in the history of mankind. She plays a french horn sprinkled with fairy dust. French horns sound awful, but not when Brittany plays it. She is the buckle on the belt of french horn players. Brittany Church was the foundation of the Willard Band from 2005-2009.
Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.
Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.
by rebota September 23, 2009
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people in brittany seems to be sort of englishmen who speak french, but cuss in breton (a sort of welsh)
national sport is speak of brittany, national viril sport is cussing between breton
people in brittany seems to be sort of englishmen who speak french, but cuss in breton (a sort of welsh)
national sport is speak of brittany, national viril sport is cussing between breton
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Fantastic, green, and in charge. Hulk-like, except powered by green skittles, rather than rage. General awesomeness is assumed.
by Mars_with_Peanuts February 3, 2010
Get the Brittany mug.Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! December 18, 2007
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by channing tatum is MY hottie April 17, 2010
Get the Brittany Spears mug.verb: Woman fits a small fire extinquisher into her vagina, and man gets on knees in front of her vaginal openning. Man covers face with alcohol and lights his face on fire. Woman turns on fire extinguisher, and extinguishes the fire on the man's face. Woman should go by the name of Brittany May, and the man should go by name Felafel. Then she should make him pull the fire extinguisher from her vagina, and eat her out.
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