boing slap

the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job

ooo, he's hot, i'd like to give him a bit of boing slap

by boingslap July 12, 2011

boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

boning the prime cut

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)

Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.

by Quinster January 31, 2008

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

Honing and boning

Having sexual intercourse.

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Oingo Boingo

The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.

I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.

by Mel July 30, 2008

boing yoing

The chewy gristle in a meat product.It bounces and boings in your mouth making your steak, chicken or other meat quite undesirable to eat.

That hamburger would have been good, but there were way too many boing yoings in it!

by Goldylocksgirl January 5, 2009