Fruit Booters

Someone who wishes they could skateboard but are too retarted so they put on roller skates and try to fit in with skateboarders.Unfortanately rollerblading is easy and is to gay to be done at a skatepark and should be done only in the middle of the interstate.

Man I wish these fruit booters would get out of the way and quit trying to do a 900 into a gayslide on a ledge.

by Dick M Harter September 19, 2006

Booter

A term used to describe a ski jump instead of saying a jump. Most oftenly used by those who natural selection has not claimed yet. The Midwest Massive CEO Will Brunker generally uses this term with the adjectives fresh and young.

"Dude lets build a booter right there!"

When people ask you "Why the fuck are you saying this?"

Reply "Mark Abma says this" (Said in a raspy, crusty, underlying homosexual tone)

by Chuck Darwin February 19, 2011

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Boofery

Nonsense, bull crap

Ex. Wanting to go off campus for lunch but your mom says no bc she doesn't want you "driving during school hours" used in a sentence: "my mom won't let me go, that's some straight up boofery"

by Swagmamipapi January 23, 2017

Booster seat

Where you sit on top of another person and shit between their legs into the toilet

"no doors on this stall? Well looks like I may need to be a booster seat today"

by Parale March 6, 2019

morale booster

military name for a hoe.

dam she cute but i heard she the barracks morale booster.

by militarynigga June 1, 2011

fruit booter

Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.

They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.

Fruit booters are no better than toddlers on razor scooters or those fucking pogo sticks.

by scrap_iron July 30, 2006