Sexual Bipolar Disorder 

Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.

One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.

Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.

Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."

Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"

Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."

*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*

Sexual Bipolar Disorder by mastermustard October 31, 2013

Light switch Bipolar 

The act of or reaction caused by an individual with diagnosed or undiagnosed bipolar disorder, where as the individual changes emotions from happy or normal to sad or manic within an instant or a "flick of a switch" often with for no apparent reason.

Fred: "today we should order in pizza and have everyone come for lunch"
Me: "that sounds like a great idea"
Fred: "a great idea? it's my idea and if you think your going to get credit for it I will cut your head off and drink your blood".
Me: Fred has a classic case of being "Light switch Bipolar"

Light switch Bipolar by Ms Debbie December 15, 2011

mrs.bipolar 

Mrs. Bipolar is a girl that is crazy as fuck she'll murder you or kill you even fuck you up in some type of way so steer clean of that crazy bitch

mrs.bipolar She's the ultimate controller

mrs.bipolar by i kissed sky in may November 14, 2016

Crossjawed bipolar 

Saying hello and talking nicely to someone while crossing your jaw to the side bad mouthing them to the person next to you

Ricky baker: hey Simon how are you mate? Simon: yeah good mate .... Simon to Nic that cunts a fuck wit I hate that dog. Nic: mate you have crossjawed bipolar 😂

Crossjawed bipolar by Thesneakyscaffolder July 30, 2017

Emotionally Bipolar 

To not know what one wants and constantly change one's mind relating to emotions and relationships.

Emotionally Bipolar example:
Says "I want a break." Two minutes later Says "why arnt you texting me"
Or
Says "I want kids with you." Then you say you want kids and they say "You want kids with me I don't want kids anymore"

Emotionally Bipolar by KBBx3 April 20, 2023

Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder 

Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.

It looks like there someone with a Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder roaming and on the loose.

Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder by SrEgg November 27, 2021

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1)) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025