hoes before bros

Leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls

dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.

by shaved arms May 15, 2010

Goin' Ed Belfour

When someone reaches a state of drunkeness where they begin to feel violent and roudy. They may strike out at authority figures and will refuse to leave the place of drinking when asked. This is known as "Goin' Ed Belfour"

JR has had about 8 drinks so far...he's goin' Ed Belfour

Back off man before I go Ed Belfour

by Jeremy Roenick July 20, 2008

befborstel

A moustache grown specifically for the purpose of stimulating the clit during cunnilingus.
A real dutch slang word (de befborstel).

Adrian's impressive befborstel made him a real hit with the ladies.

by Befborstel King January 18, 2004

wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

I liked them before they became popular

Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.

Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.

by Jeulian October 12, 2009

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010